Monday, July 07, 2008

Oh! Rafa! Rafa!



There was sigh! There was agony! There was pain! The Endurance was unending!. Atlast Federer might have thought "Let's give this boy some respite". Yes, Rafel Nadal, affectionately called as "Rafa", became the new King of the Centre Court at Wimbledon. It was a perfect finish, The match had all the drama and tennis at its finesse, even Borg was there to witness the epic battle between the Emperor and the Gladiator.
It was a heartstopping classic. Look at the results 6-4, 6-4, 6-7 (5-7), 6-7 (8-10), 9-7, with the match starting at 2:30 Pm and ending at 9:30 pm, with the weather god interrupting twice to give the fans something to catch their breath.
At the start Rafa was my Favourite. He started immediately by forcing Federer to his backhand, so he could not get near the nets. Such was the sting and the precision of Rafa's looping forehand that Feddie has to stay back and the first set was claimed by Rafa. The next 48minutes, Rafa claimed another... I thought "man.. History is near...Rafa, come on, hang on for one more set". But the weather gods were enjoying this match too, that they wanted this match to extend a little. There was a little break, if it wasn't for rain, the course of the match would have been a little different, and the world would have missed such an epic that'd be remembered forever in the minds of the fans. The rain might have given fresh insight into the minds of Feddie...
The King started claiming his Domain. Federer's counter-attack was immediate and it rushed him into a three-game lead in the third set which he extended to an apparently commanding 4-1 with his sixth and seventh aces, only for the irrepressible Nadal to bounce back with some thrilling, all-action stuff. To Federer's visible anger, his serve was broken as a stretched volley flew out of play and Nadal pulled level at 4-4 as Federer squandered yet another break point.

Now Nadal was in full, thrilling flow, breaking Federer again to lead 5-4 with another huge forehand and celebrating with pumped fists. As he was serving for the second set, Nadal received a warning from umpire Pascal Maria of France for taking too long between serves.

Clearly unsettled by the timing of that censure, the Spaniard permitted Federer another break point on a wind-caused error, but in typical fashion dug deep and clinched the set when Federer once more mistimed a backhand into the netting. So, having swept five games, Nadal was in the driving set, two sets ahead.
Nadal's authority suffered a scare in the third game of the third set when he slipped in making a sudden change of direction and called in the trainer to check on his right knee. No time-out was requested by Nadal, though his speed around court appeared to be affected for a while.
He was at full stretch in the next game, fighting off two Federer break points and, as dark clouds began to mass over Centre Court, the champion went flat out to recover a set and get back into the match. But four more break points went begging as Nadal held for 3-3 before wasting three break points of his own which would have put him 4-3 ahead and perfectly positioned to win.

Instead, with Federer leading 5-4, the expected downpour set in and play was held up for one hour 20 minutes. On the resumption it was Federer who dominated when a tie-break was needed to resolve the set, hammering four aces to take it by seven points to five.

The fourth set did not contain a single break point for either man and when the second tie-break of the match arrived it was a sensation, with Nadal first leading by five points to two and then reaching, and missing, two Championship points before Federer levelled at two sets all when a Nadal backhand error left him the winner by 10 points to eight.

Another downpour drove the players off court for half an hour with the score at 2-2 in the final set and when they returned the light was fading. But the spirit of both finalists burned bright as they hammered the ball at each other just as eagerly as they had done when this marathon first began.

At 3-4 Nadal saved a break point which would have left Federer serving for the title. At 6-6 Federer saved a couple of break points. Finally, in the gloom, the Spaniard broke to lead 8-7 when Federer struck a forehand too long.

So Nadal served for the match again, getting to his third Championship point only for Federer to hit an incredible backhand service return. Deuce once again, but Nadal moved to his fourth match point with a big serve and, with the crowd going wild, Federer finally cracked, dumping a forehand in the net.
It was late, very late, but not too late for the coronation of a new king to begin.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Bryan Adams and Corrs on my Anniversary

The day is 16th june, and suddenly I remembered this is the day when I lost all my hilarity in my life. I couldn't stay asleep over this blissful late morning, I knew I'd be under trmendous pressure to finish what has been assigned to me this day. yes, I'm happy, proud, sad (Imagine you are hearing gregorian chant as BGM) to say that this is my anniversary. Hope my girl doesn't read this. Wait, dont be so happy, my inner non-conformist( or naradar or cho or ..) says.. You have to buy her a gift!.. so started I contemplating what she might have in her audacious, labyrinth'acious, cannot-be satisified'acious, every'acious ( in this od forbidden English language) mind. Suddenly I remembered her calling me Mumble, as I was once out of my stable mind trying to do all funniest things (like mimicking Mumble's Tap dancing) to make her happy, so I thought of buying her a real Emperor Penguin, except that I'd be in prison for the cause of PETA, so I had to rule that out. So, a dummy would do. What a great Idea man, you've made it, you almost saved half of your think-what-to-present day. As I was not an expert in getting gifts, I google'd soft toys+penguin+chennai shops. There was one interesting blog by a guy named krish ashok, who was also in the same state ( poor us guys) for the valentine!... After reading his blog about all the non creativity, and stuff, I had to admit I dropped gift-buying-strategem. So bye bye soft toy. So, let me write some poems and present her.... so I created my first poem by googling ( It is a common accepted fact that googling is creativity) Bryan Adams+love songs... All I could end up was the ones I faked as my own when I was in my high trying to woo her.... that's be dancgerous to send the same again... I remembered a Corrs song, what can I do to Make you love me". May be I could use my creativity tweaking that song and send it to her... That'd be dangerous too, she knew every word the corrs have pronounced right from their childhood.... So, I am googling now, to find atleast the rudimentary version of some sort of poem... May be I should tweak our National anthem

Jana Gana mananthaal, unai naan manapaen
illayeal maranathai manapaen...
punjabi sindh gujarati marati
ithanai irunthum unnai en mananthaen.

sounds great man... you're almost there.. comeon

Saturday, May 31, 2008

A PIG-IN-A-POKE

Vow, the AC repair man almost conned me with a crappy remote control. Hadn't been for this assistant of him, an angel sent from God, who almost betrayed his master, by having an unconvincing look, which told me the whole story. And it would have been another born-loser-story and a nasty look from my wife.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

61 books

61 books and an average time of 8 hrs per book.... 500 hrs spent on reading books, hmmm the only achievement in my otherwise well bored life... any way I must thank shelfari, I never realized I've read so much...

Friday, May 16, 2008

01:16 AM Friday

Are these nendhiram chips tasty? why would anyone munch these yellowish, sticky-in-the-mouth coconut smelling chips? Why dont you think this is a gimmick played by those mallus to sell off their excess... think man... lots of coconut oil.. you are already obese...
Am I an emotional eater.... well this reminds me of an article in NXG of yesterday's hindu about emotional eating... for god's sake why should I choose this nendhiram chips to drain out my drearing emptiness in me.. Isn't it ironic? or meaningless... drain out my emptiness in me :) where would you drain your emptiness.. instead fill up your belly with nendhiram chips.... anyway both are same... I realise Im hungry now... but the pastaish noodles i ate last night makes my stomach growl... why shouldn't I be an UMTS tester? they are offering me this... get it... decide... you know you cheated on them(i think this is my conscience speaking).. anyhow I proved them... got to meet my mom this weekend...interviews?..... Aaah... F*** those interviews.. im tired of attending interviews... getting selected.. then going into a state of zombie.. atlast rejecting the offer... what the F*** do you want in this world? money? girls? cars?...... that f****** idiot didnt call me... I have to get the car only when he comes here... nobody is perfect... this prison break drives me crazy... cant this deathmule integrate all the episodes into one? :) he ain't the director.. im sleepy but dont wanna sleep... I dont wanna write about the issue btw me and my girl... why wont these girls be like men? hmmm G B shaw helps... brain and beauty dont go along eh!......
why wont my brain go blank and remember nothing... is there any quick formatting of brains cells?... yes there is... get married... no no this is not the solution.. when you get married... your brain becomes beautiful... it stores in cache all the sweetest memoirs of your life.... so they'll pop every often reminding you miss them a lot...

Dont be a tee totaller like me...that is very bad... drink.... drink to your mind's content... get your brain some rest... what!? am i writin this for someone? is this a some kinda advice? i dont like advice... its like quentin tarantino movie.... is he a psycho or what? if he is, then so are all in this benevolent green globe... lemme finish my remaining nendhiram chips and then zombie

give me peace

longer the night, greater the peace in mind... i dont want days... only nights.... Dont wanna think....dont wanna go to office.... dont wanna see my idiot box.... I really want a break.... please someone give me some salvation...

Monday, September 03, 2007

A teethless comb for hairless head

I had one more doubt regarding our second topic... I searched in google..came up with another interesting article

Alzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Argh!@#$@@.. those are the ketta vaarthais which our team needed to be bashed with.. That was how our team performed in ALZAP...( one event that our so called team builders or manager-aspirants... I wudn't call them as real managers... organised)..It was some nice horrible experience overall.. the event had three rounds.. the first round was to design a logo and a caption for a product thay would give on stage... and they came up with all the things that their crazy minds could think of...in an attempt to make it more difficult, they turned bit crazy and stuffy.. for us it was 'Gypsy pencils'...( I googled it.. pretty much sure they couldn't think these words on their own... found Gypsy pencil is a ...godforsaken LIP LINER... man!... who knows it....Yeah.. I should have guessed it.. but in the end we ended up with a literal graph... a pencil and a gypsy girl on it..)... I thought we could salvage it in the second round.. One thing i lshould say.. Danny was not interested at all. As usual we prepared half an hour before the event, given our tight work schedules...( i know you would be laughing... :) )..
The topic for second round was given earlier... three topics and we selected one-Comb without teeth-.
I thought Our Idea was perfect.. could be raucous, but being our audience mostly the ones who knew little tamil and the judges( I was wondering why abid was there as a judge.. given his notorious reception for jokes, esp practical ones).. but we ended up sodhapifying it. came up with teleshopping idea...the idea was nice.. but we didnt have enough time for scripts and actions.. I was also wondering about some teams who performed well. was it acceted as a project by them?... How could they find time for practice?!...

The third round was an advertising round.. we have to advertise a brand that we'd be provided on stage.. and what we got? ..... Koundamani MP3 players.... @#!$#!$@#%&@%... these go to the event organisers...and danny was eager from the start to push cricket.. and he used cricketers to advertise it.. horrible man... I think the whole event was a black comedy by someone who was bored with reading official mails and our pantry snacks... Any how we enjoyed seeing ourselves vazhinjifying in front of the stage...

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Today a question: I ask the same question tyler asked....Which is more noble? Allowing a pair of pandas to live off of this land knowing that they will never procreate and their species will go extinct or "rescuing" the pandas and forcing copulation for a steady wave of camera toting tourists?
Another Interesting movie... Fight Club.. I was exactly in the same mood yesterday.. totally down.. even my gf, who usually has no work, dumped me coz she got some f* tickets to solve.. dropped early out of office... stopped at trinethra and picked some apples and went home to the comfort of extremely thin couch. That was one hell of a movie.. dont know how i missed it.... one particular interesting thing in that movie.. Brad Pitt aka Edward Norton gives an assignment to his club members that every one should pick up a fight with a total stranger... hmmm.. I might end up punching my boss, next my gf's brother, next all of those starers( whoa! what a name! for those who stare at any one unabashing...) list goes on... this thing is for sure.one day it might happen... but suddenly i was back to my reality when my gf called me o pick her up... now I wish.... you know what :)

Friday, August 24, 2007

Deathly hallows...

Just happened to read Harry Potter, the last book(huh! atlast)... just

captivating enough.... but i couldn't stop wondering whether
ramanarayanan missed the chance of his life...( His trade mark stuff...
A soul being split and stuffed into souvenirs... bla bla)... but for
harry's fans...( not you maaapla ...never
would be a fan for ya.... ofcourse except in orkut.. which some how you
managed to get.. or did you made a patch in orkut fans software).. a
treat.... but, a req to hollywood producers.. pls stop producing the
series.... really horrible.. leave it to the imagination of minds...

Friday, August 10, 2007

Maxed out - review

This is for the guys who revel in bulging their wallets with credit cards. Are you a guy who pays the minimum monthly payment on time? Then you may not have confronted guys who are termed as 'debt collectors', you may not have got any honey combed calls regarding the excess amount you have to pay nearing what you have actually spent. This is a film which gives us a detailed look of excessive credit card debts and how financial institutions make profit out of that. Well, the whole story is about how things go in America, though things are getting scary in India too with most MNCs pushing their gas paddles. It gives us an inside look into the modern financial industry, revealing the industry's drivers and the effects excessive debt can have on customers.
Well, this is a documentary, but i would say more than a docu, mostly hilarious through out the story, also giving us a deep thouht before swiping the card. The film goes like taking different case studies of different persons who got affected by excessive debts. The sequence is well scripted with how the so called financial institution lures the customer into its trap promising lot of offers and then targetting the less than perfect pay backers. Guys, i think this is high time to think before swiping the card. The fact is that the less perfect customers are the most profitable to the financial institution. This film could be an eye opener for us(esp. techies, who are the most targeted). Please watch this film. nothing can go wrong in wasting(i dont think so) a few hours of you weekend.

After a long Hiatus

Suddenly started getting appreciation for my blogs(enakku vekkam vekkama varuthu) from some of my friends, that i remembered about it(thanks guys). Like everyody else I wanted to boast my vocabulary and my creativity(that's what they said.. i have good vocabulary and creativity), so decided to change my blogsite's name. Changing my Blogsite's name was a bit perplexing. Tried with different names(chocolatebox being my favourite) but ended up with this. Hope my friends like this. From now on I should keep my blog updated( hey! serious man.. this is not my new year resolution)... keep waaaaatching out guys for some really serious blabberings...

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Dragging the days of slog

being trapped into the inevitable-being-in-bench, I try to get on to something to get a hold of myself. When i was surfing thru my frnd's blog, ofcourse to kill those slog hours of my office, hit upon three entirely different, yet amazing relevant issues that burn hot today. The first thing is highly unstable mind of a young programmer, or should I say coder, then a review about the movie ' An inconveniant truth' and the last one is the eventful 2007 cricket world cup and the gory background of the game.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Discussions regarding the previous post....

Some discussions that may answer ur questions......

Hey,

Thanks for ur interest & ur involvement.
Pls find my answers inline. Lets get things cleared; so that whomsoever asks abt this u wud be in a position to answer.

Well..Good one.. we can completely eradicate impersonators... u know sevalaya.. they are following the same thing.. and they are doing this for 18 yrs... this cud work... I am in.

Not much idea abt sevalaya, but dont think some NGOs has followed it.
Residential school hear means; all public & gvt schools has to allot certain % for these children - say now they r 100 NGOs( for eg) the age group of children they accom diff from one NGO to another. This prj aims only for the kids above 4 yrs - meaningschools(Residential schools) has to adapt these ppl.

This wud be done by a committe formed & they r responsible for "how they can be accom"; "whether schools treat them properly with all the basic things they need; which includes conselling & mental fittness of that child" etc etc..So far i hv seen, kids admitted in these NGO have their own background; somecase its extremely worse which in turn he/she wud be distrubed mentally. So the comitte has lot of work to formulate.

yet we have practical difficulties and repercussions...(konjam peria mail..> :) ) First and foremost thing is the transparency in the utilisation of funds... most of these homes run on donations...donors will certainly need to know how their funds been utilised till the end level... but this plan is proposing an idea of channelising funds to different institutions, which may result in loss of transparency.. take this one as an eg.. This yr we tried to donate a Xerox copier to sevalaya, which was eventually refused by my friends, coz they weren't sure about the level of usability.. and we ended up providing mats and some toileteries to the children.. which means they are used by the children directly according to them and they were satisifed.. I am not telling every one will be like this.. but due to this we may lose a major section of donors....

The pt u said is correct. To be frank all doners doesnt take pain to see how the money or things they donated is utilised. Not blaming them; its just the time constraint.U hv all rites to ask them how the money is utilised and they hv to answer for that. I dont see ny issues in this. Here too transperancy is there;Also to be noted; here there is a statement saying flow of money through single channel; but never mentioned that u shd never donate personally to ny NGO( obvis if this system is implemented number of NGOs wud be reduced & number children they accom is less). NGO still exist for those who r below 4yrs. This prj is only for 4 yrs & above.

The second one is the investment thing.. I done agree with ya.. The main thing is that share market is volatile and a NGO cant afford to lose even a negligible amount, IF incase... and these money resemble stagnant economy.. we need a dynamic economy to run our institution.. Well this cud even be solved by other measures...

Seriously ; i dint get this pt of urs..:-( . Think u r speaking some high funda....Mite be u explain wat u try to say in person. Let me clear out; if i can.

Another thing is the nearly impossible task of integrating all of these homes..I dont know how far its been done.. if its done already, then it is well and good These homes are run by ppl on their self initiation... well, think abt snatching ur work which u are doing for a long time, even though for a good cause.. well.. there cud serious repercussions.. those homes might even end up starting their own schools.. this is also good, u cant deny this..

Guess, u hv misunderstood abt the implementation. Read my first few lines abt Residential schools. Also, think i hv answered this too....this is not against NGO. Ppl who involve themselves in all these kinds of work shud really be appreciated. Def those Gud souls would also welcome this. This is not a money making & selfcentered one; If more than 2 crores kids are benifited by gvt; then there wudn't be a repercussions for this.

These are only few that I know.. Well, for me, It is good.. I am in... have fwded this to some of my frnds.. awaiting responses from them as well..
Thanks for this. Pls fre to ask further doubts if u hv. 'll clear it to u the level i can...

Well, Good Souls, pls read this and provide ur comments

Interesting and cud be ur destiny... pls read this fully.... pls do not neglect as usual.. coz I did the same for the first time..



The Redemption.
The words ‘Orphan’ and ‘Orphanage’ have been used far too often by the society in a wide plethora of contexts. The question now rises; to what good and to whose good? All the socially neglected, parentless, homeless and impoverished children of India will ask us the same question tomorrow if we remain indifferent today. And if the 12 crore odd underprivileged children of today challenge us tomorrow, would we have an answer? Is there a permanent solution in place that can challenge the obstacles of the present day and mould the children of today with education, social responsibility, righteousness and last but not the least, patriotism? What could be the permanent solution to provide upliftment, self-confidence, economic and social equality to these children? Do we not want our children to atleast become responsible humans, if not leaders of the future? Where is the redemption?
The solution is right in front of us and all we need to do is stop being oblivious to its presence and take a step in the right direction. All of the following, we believe, are a definitive step towards that end.
We hereby put forth our humble selves before all the State Governments and the Centre in order to make our proposal as below;
A ban on setting up of any new orphanages.
The governments should impose ban on establishment of any new ‘orphanages’ or destitute homes. The whole system of ‘providing shelter to destitute children’ has created or could create an opportunity of money making outside the interests on child welfare itself. It needs to be ensured that the money granted to these children is utilized to the fullest extent to the cause.
Convert existing Orphanages into schools with residential facilities.
The managements that run homes for destitute children should take the responsibility of rehabilitating such destitute children by providing proper education in recognized schools, if necessary, by opening schools under their own management.
The managements of destitute children homes which are not able to provide education in their own schools should transfer the maintenance and care of the destitute children, to the schools which come forward to give residential accommodation and proper education.
A School based upbringing
Each affluent school should give residential life for atleast 25-30 abandoned and destitute children, with their existing level of facilities or by constructing new residential facilities. These children should be given the same kind of education as the other children in the school. These schools must make provisions for the homeless children to study along with the other children during school hours and reside in the same place after school hours. This must be made as a pre-condition before granting permission for establishment of new schools.
Parents/Guardians who deny basic education to their children should be counseled and instructed on child education. Any non-compliance to the system should be treated as an offence against law and due penalty awarded.
Humanitarian studies should be made compulsory in the curriculum from primary to University education.
Every school or every few schools should have a dedicated medic/nurse, a child psychiatrist and a sociologist, who would serve in the above mentioned functions for the entire school and also as caretakers for the residential children. Girl children have to be taken care of women caretakers only. Also a committee of five should be setup at the school level comprising of socially responsible parents of the children studying in the school. The committee would act as a supervisory body at the local level and interact with the residential children on a frequent basis and support the caretakers in the process.
Mandatory provision should be made to insist that those applying for opening new schools should set apart 5% of the admission strength, to give free education with residential facility to rehabilitate destitute children.

Single-Window system for Funds Channeling.
A single-Window system should be introduced to distribute the child welfare funds to schools directly and thus replace the existing system of disbursements through multiple channels.
Social Responsibility for all people below poverty line.
A very disturbing fact is that over 90% of the Children in destitute homes have either or both parents and have been abandoned by them owing to a lot of factors. This especially is not uncommon with people living below the poverty line. So where lies the problem? The lack of social responsibility.
Any parent deliberately trying to abandon a child in an ‘Orphanage’ or a destitute home should be punishable by law. Government should enact laws to follow up on guardian less single mothers in order to ensure the proper upbringing of the child. This could, in a good way prove to increase the social responsibility among the poor masses.
Reservations for NGOs.
In order to ensure the highest possible efficiency of the scheme Non Governmental Organizations with over 10 years of experience in Humanitarian work should be granted representation in the State legislative assembly and the Parliament. Selected NGOs will have atleast 1% representation in the parliamentary committee by means of their responsibilities as Members of Legislative Assembly and the Parliament. The MPs/MLAs will represent the children under the scheme and voice their considerations on behalf of the children. They will ensure the right disbursements and expenditure of funds, proposing demands for more funds in needed sectors, curbing of any unlawful or untoward handling of funds or the scheme itself and outlining measures for further streamlining of the existing system.
Ref: Response letter from The Government of India, Ministry of Women and Child Development, CW Section; F.No. 2-17/2006-CW dated 7th June 2006.
Despite the hope these suggestions provide, one needs to admit that these are not without a downside; the primary downside being the problems with implementation. The major implementation problems are twofold, one being administrative and the other monetary. However, having foreseen the problems the following solutions have been drafted to address the issues.
Administrative system:
The major hurdle is that the schools could face tremendous difficulties in terms of selecting the helpless children in order to integrate with its own. It is not an easy task to identify and allocate each and every child into various grades.
All ‘homeless’ children currently studying in various schools and taking shelter in various ‘orphanages’ can without problem just be transferred to a residential facility of the school. However the major issue arises only with parentless children who have not had any education or impoverished children who have had to discontinue their education owing to family situations.
A separate committee needs to be set up in order to identify these children and counsel them in order to determine the level of competence required to enter each grade. Children found satisfactory of entering any particular grade should be granted admissions into that grade and should continue to be educated from there on. This committee will determine the overall intelligence level of the child and its suitability to enter any given grade based on the recommendations of each and every school. This is done in order to avoid too much of age difference among children of the same grade.
For children from 6-14 years of age who have not had any kind of education the situation is addressed in an entirely different methodology. All children that are recovered from various child labours and children who have not had any kind of education should all be brought under a different educational system. A separate curriculum should be drafted for all children under this category who fall under the age group 6-14. This special curriculum drafted specifically for the needs of these children would comprise of a concise and easy to understand version of all syllabi from Grade One through Ten. This would include all compulsory subjects like English, Regional languages, Hindi, Mathematics, Science, Social Studies and Humanity Studies, apart from Moral Instructions and General Awareness. Participation in NSS or NCC should be made compulsory for these children. In addition to these, the children should be given vocational training that could enable them to be self-sustaining once they have finished their basic compulsory education scheme. Compulsory participation in sports and training could one day make them great sportspersons too. This educational system will function as a separate entity under the supervision of a committee empowered by the State Governments.
Advantages of this System:
Increases employment opportunities for youth. The positions for a number of teachers, counseling consultants, administrative posts, vigilance teams etc could offer great opportunities for employment with the State Government.
The basic compulsory way of education and the kind of subjects included pave way for a righteous life for the children. Under the guidance of the schools or committee the children can grow into responsible citizens of the future with a mindset for serving the country and the humanity.
The residential way of life and humanity studies inculcates a sense of discipline in the lives of the children.
The problem of child labour would have a definitive solution.
Disadvantages of the System:
Implementation on a large scale requires a lot of time, labour and money.
Monetary System:
Since the project would be resource intensive, channeling and maintaining funds would be another major obstacle. The following proposals address the issues to that end.
A single Window System needs to be implemented for this cause. All funds pertaining to child welfare like funds from UNICEF, World Bank, Foreign and Local Corporates, Private Donations and Government funding etc should all be channeled through a single body responsible for the entire administration of this residential schooling system. The National body would have its branches in every state and Union Territory of India and be the topmost administrative center in this regard. This body will also oversee the funds disbursement for comprehensive education system that functions as a separate entity.
A separate ‘Children Welfare Investment Fund’ could be initiated, that could attract capital from the general public. For example, a one time payment such as Rs. 50,000 could be accepted from service minded public and can be invested in stocks of all Large Capitalization government and Private Organizations and also Blue chip companies. The resulting returns could be split in half between the investor and the Child Education Body. This amount could be used for infrastructure maintenance, tuition fees and health expenses of the children. Each school or set of schools should have a financial officer responsible for the monetary well being of the scheme and would be a member of the body.
All educational trusts and Corporates should contribute atleast 1% of their profits towards this good. Any educational trust that is forthcoming in providing residential facilities and education to the destitute and impoverished children should be exempted from the contribution. Also all such cooperating schools should be rewarded on an annual basis depending on the quality of their process.
Advantages of this System:
Fast and efficient channeling of funds to the required places.
Reduces slippage of money that could happen through a multi channel system.
Pooling in people’s/ corporate money reduces the burden on the government.
Makes the investors themselves take special interest in the well being of the functioning of the system.
Disadvantages of this system:
Initial investment on infrastructure could be high which could cause a higher budget allocation for education at the centre.
People’s investment amount may be locked for a period of 3 years only after which it would be returned back to them.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Well! The decet recent movie ever in Tamil this season

Well a review by one of my friends..about a moview which was claimed decent for this season's relaease... I hate posting movie reviews... what to do..
Here it goes

Hi all,

Yesterday I had the opportunity (or say the fate ) of watching the tamil movie "E" literally translated as " THE FLY".
The movie, in itself, with all the hype regarding BioTechnology, BioWar etc was seeming quite OK, atleast from the trailers ,posters,and reviews and eventually I never expected the "Jatka" after seeing the movie, esp. coz my last movie was "Casino Royale".

To start with, the movie is based in slums of Chennai (As if Bihar & UP are not poor enough ). Suddenly the (anti)Hero : Jeeva in this case, gets beaten up by police and then the next moment he there in the streets jumping around with girls clad in microminio (I still don't know what that girl was doing - well u will get to see this song in all music channels soon). By this time the much needed heroine in tamil films has already entered (Nayantara) the scene. She is a bar dancer and lives nextdoor to "E".The start was not that boring with some excellent Camera work and some good dialogues. Even the acting was quite good by almost all the actors.

So as the story goes, our hero, an orphan, lives around doing small crimes and dreams of making it big...well this part sucks..what I mean by making it big is big crimes like smuggling, murder etc. Even this part is digestable considering that our hero had the privilage of having an extremely bad past ( as if its new in Indian films). And then as he hangs around our Villian Dr Ramakrishnan (Ashish Vidyarthi) enters the slums. He projects himself as s sort of "social serverce guy" who is providing free medical service, while in reality he would be using the poor, uneducated slum dwellers as guiana pigs for his weird experiments. Now again there is another Nurse hanging around this doctor and as the story progress this nurse can be seen here an there with lesser and lesser dress. ( even nayantara was overtaken in some scenes ).. The funniest part was that every time the nurse injects the syringe into some poor guys body a superb graphics piece pops up showing blood vessls and haemoglobins and the poisonous medicine mixing with the blood streem. First time it was OK, but imagine seeing this same stupid piece 10-20 times..well you will have to bear this through out the movie and as the movie nears its end more graphics will come. You will definitley feel the nostalgia of "sakthiman and starwars"..

And then one more character enters the scene. Nellai Mani (Pasupathy), a naxalite, who is after the Doctor to kill him and to save the poors from the international mafia ..yeh you heard it right..by the middle of the movie, things goes to international level with FBI and team searching for this Nellai Mani. But you don't have to be clairvoyant to predict that Nellai mani will end up with "E" at some point of story and there will be a "knowledge transfer" of all the tricks and tips from the master to student. :))... Well luckily all these things are covered in a stupid flashback song (after Nellai mani's death). Thankgod director is unaware of "Mask of Zorrow"!!

So as the director tries all combinations to keep the story moving, like nellaimani trying to kill doctor, doctor trying to kill nellai (ofcourse using E's help), and "E" messing around here and there, and Nayantara showing her belly , you will be happy to see the sign "Intermission"..

As the movie enters its other half, Now I was getting totally pissed off, really hoping that something will happen in second half. So another song happened..what else can you expect.

Now slowly the director, tells the audience all the nonsense about biowar, in a laymans point of view, (well it is appreciable, but exaggerrated). I am not going in to details like the poilce serching Nellai Mani, police announcing prize money, doctor offering 10lacs for nellai's death etc...but in the end Nellai is wounded badly in a encounter and Jeeva helps him to a hideout. Even though E's initial intentions are crooked , he will eventually end up being a follower of the fight for the "good cause". There are some fight sequence ( why these fights always happen in RAIN, I guess people fight in Chennai only during the months of Oct-Nov ).


After this there are some good graphic sequence like the Doc's medical lab ( more or less a 3D copy of Dexter's and Mojojojo's labrotory --well does anybody watch Dexter and powerpuff girls..well they are far better and they getover in 1/2 Hr. And best of all you can always switch off the TV if u want ).

The climax was fast. Nellai dies, Nayantara leaves Jeeva, Jeeva kills Doctor and then he is shown in Krissh like setting jumping like a monkey on top of a building. ..

Well thats "E" for you. If you still dare to experiment , well you can try it, but be very very careful...your girlfriend/boyfriend ( who ever paid for the ticket) might actually end up hanging themselves. Infact I felt that you can watch a live FLY for 3Hrs or for that matter you can watch any insect but "E" is waste of time especially if you are in genre of people watching movies once in a fortnight for relaxation.

Friday, November 17, 2006

A tribute to Tolkien

And his master piece..infact two masterpieces, The Hobbiton and the Lord of the Rings. What made me write this? Was it the excellent stroy telling by the maestro himself? or the incredible imagination that he emulates on our minds? or I was too involved.. It has been quite a long time since I read the book( I cant forget those days, maybe I can say it as one of the main reasons for my sixth sem flunk).... "You gotta be really nuts to read such a huge book", My friends used to say.
As for me, the book was a bible, as it triggers imagination out of bounds..creating a sense of aura around you, feelling one among the characters, you could be Aragon or Logolas or Eomer..or even Gimli save his long beard.. I know this post is outdated, but I really liked to give a go as a tribute to the master storyteller.
When the LOR trilogy was released by peter, I was overwhelmed and also disappointed to see what I had imagined. Credits to him, that the picturization almost came upto the imagination, except for the sheer size...ofcourse you couldn't expect all the weird things you think to be realised. One thing I was always sceptic about Tolkien is that did he write the novel keeping europe in his mind, coz the map of the middle earth almost resemble the europa and the middle east.. This could lead to further debates like if the middle earth resembles Europe( or the western world here), then who are they fighting with.. the middle east?.. When you look at the minute deatils of the map, You could find that the land of death valley has oil spurts at places, covered with ash.. does it hit u with oil reserves of the middle east?
Man.. this is getting serious.. I'll stop with this. this is the problem with me.. I started this praising tolkien ending up as his critic..
But Tolkien always denied any allegerical motif to the dangers of the present or the appeasement of the leveling effects of modernism. Tolkien being a post Imperial writer, you might be tempted to think that he might be lamenting on the gradually losing glory of the old england.. We could also make a silly comparison of the hobbits to the europeans.. living peacefully, unarmed, Protected by the Rangers of the north,yet can rise to the occasion, if the situation demands. we could also level up more comparison. but as of now end this up , will be continuing in the next post...........

Thursday, November 16, 2006

God damn my machine!

My draft blog was shaping well .. and my stupid box started its protest.. and suddenly all my two hours of thinking was gone with the wind.. some times it hurts when it goes suddenly.. your several hours of hard worked write-ups not even saved as drafts.. damn it.. lemme save this first.. yup..done!
Thanks to my holy trinity( not the christian one, but the most popular one, The Procrastination, Unaccountability and Irresponsibility).. for it extended my stay in stuttgart.. I was thankful that I could earn a little more, and I cursed them that I have to wait a week more to see my love...

And my extended stay allowed me to explore one more place, The Neuchsweistein castle, and I am not gonna say the melodrama that happened at the foot of the falls.
We started last saturday early at 0700 hrs, with our usual trekking pack. Our destination was Fussen, one God gifted city surrounded by the Alps! God damn those who are in Europe and have not an idea about this city. We got to the Hauptbahnhof at 12:45 pm. The castle was at walkable distance, and yet we hiked a bus :).. Ran through the usual tourism formalities near the castle, and we at last had a glimpse of the breathtaking view.
I don't know much about the castle's history, but for sure it is not a fortress, nor a teutonic castle, but a pleasure p(a)lace for some be-forgotten duke and his duchesses. The castle at once reminded me of the Minas Tirth, the last stronghold of the men of middle ages in LOR, with its high built portico. Also got back some memories of Rivendel, the stronghold of elves (I am sorry what-the-hell-is-LOR guys, It is a story that squeezes every grey cell to build an imagination!) with its beautiful water-falls flowing down from the snowy alpine. And there is a bridge(You have to believe that it is a cantilever...Physics dude!...Physics!! yes, in the land of Einstein!!) connecting the two hills that protect the castle on one side..And the view of the castle from the bridge takes away the breath whatever is left in your lungs!!! :)

Enough with my hobblewobbling history rant. Then we reached the foot of the fall and thats where the real show begun. I, already thirsting for a real adventure, started climbing those steep rocks banking the stream.. and stood proudly on the top of a small hillock, just for a stupid snap. My friends thought it should be easy to climb down and that's were the problem started. The rocks got slippery due to the sudden snowfall and i couldn't even get a hold of the ground ...not too steep but a twelve feet high, I wouldn't die if I jump save a few cracks and bruises.

I was scared deep, but showed a brave smiley( people started watching the melodrama.. and particularly the girls that we stalked throughout the trip, and.... they were pretty.. :) I had to wait till the place is devoid of those beauties...and they left disappointed. My friends turned their attention towards me and I was literally mountain goat and blinking like one... they got what was happening and that was it.. my legs started drumming.. I couldn't even hold the rock.."calm down man, you have handled more than this".. hell... I hadn't even handled a 6 feet hurdle well in my NCC camp.. took my shoes off, wrapped'em round my neck.. slid down the rock. Never thought that it'd cost me 240 €, my ipod went to smitherens..Thank Heavens, that was insured, and I am safe and... no..no.. the girls were capturing every moment in their handy... Arasiyalla ithellam sagajamappa!


It was already 0400 evening.. found a nice thai.. pounded rice with chicken.. got back home at 0900. One thing I forgot.. karthik copied his predecessors by taking snaps of himself holding the castle like atlas, drinking the whole falls, the same illusion photography thing. Man, he is going to kill me when he reads all of my blogs, esp. the venice one.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Law of the Jungle

sliding to get back to my conscience, i found this short story more intriguing than interesting, not that i got a shocking revelation that i am in the same situation: The story goes like this,
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of them reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him" Do you think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
" I dont have to run faster than that tiger,." his freind replied. " I just have to run faster than You".
Guys, what would u do if i pose a question" what would you do if you were in the same situation?"

This question is really tough to answer. Before answering this question, one question stands banging before us"Are we in a jungle?". Ironically the answer is yes, we are living in a jungle meticulously redoing the above story in every possible way.. but doesn't that mean we are leaving a scape goat behind us to suffer? The problem is we dont even let ourselves think of letting our conscience do the talking. We may argue that " If we live in a jungle, then we have to be like the guy who left his friend suffer, sfter all its us who really matter in the end", but for me, ethos are more important than animal instinct.